BeckySharper
BeckySharper
BeckySharper

First of all, I call bullshit on the "why do we need so many women's issues blogs?" As a blogger and fan of this blog and others like it, I find that so fucking condescending. There are a LOT of women in the world—over 50% of the population the last time I checked—and shockingly, we do not all think the same way, or

Is there anything Tim Gunn does that is NOT awesome? #timgunn

@LexiD523: Totally agree. Every time the talking heads on the right start up with their Karl Marx/OMG SOCIALISM stuff, I want to to do the Cesar Millan "tssst!" right in their faces like they were yapping chihuahuas. #goingroguereview

@Anna: The art project idea is brilliant. And I'm sure Planned Parenthood would appreciate the donation! #goingroguereview

@Dodgergirl: Does this mean that as a lefty I get to counter every right-wing argument with "that's what Adolf Hitler/Benito Mussolini/Francisco Franco thought?" #goingroguereview

@Anna: I was hoping somehow y'all had gotten your hands on a free copy so you didn't have to contribute to Palin's royalties.

Anna, I sincerely hope you didn't pay actual cash money for that book. #goingroguereview

I'm gonna bypass the cakes and pies and go with the pumpkin mille crepes. Mille crepe cakes are the MERDE. #deananddelucathanksgiving

@yvanehtnioj: I am normally Team Cake all the way. But on Thanksgiving, I automatically convert to Team Pie. We get about eight of them—four get eaten with the meal. The rest get eaten for breakfast and lunch over the next couple days. #deananddelucathanksgiving

@funzette: Odd, maybe, but really, what else were you going to do with them? I mean, I loved my vast stable of My Little Ponies...until I realized that they were actually kinda boring. I give you kudos for figuring out a game with them! #mylittlepony

@o-line: There would be nothing but vampire black-velvet art and crocheted vagina pillows. #safeforwork

@Kivrin: Yeah, nature is not cute. Lions are magnificent and all that but after I saw one eating the guts of a live, screaming, squirming impala about 30 feet away from me, I was like "Uh, this wasn't in Lion King. And I'm going to puke." #critters

@Anna: For real. I have seen them in the wild—they came into a camp where I was staying and just tore the place up looking for food—and they are definitely NOT cute in person. Plus they make all kinds of scary noises—whooping, cackling, psycho-clown noises. #critters

@Trulymadlyme: I'm not saying otherwise, I'm just saying that the hetero-porn image of all lesbians as hot skinny chicks in 5-inch heels and lingerie is bullshit. #gays

@CurtCole: Can there be a special sub-feature called "Lesbians: They Don't Look Like the 'Lesbians' in Porn," showing graying middle-aged ladies in jeans and sneakers? #gays