@rednrowdy: I know. I mean, even after she paid the taxes on that $1.7 million, she'd be left with more money than I've ever made in my life, so where the fuck did it go? #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke

@bluebears: It'll be a good party. I'm gonna get ice scupltures that pee vodka.

Is it bad of me to want to throw a week-long, all-expenses-paid, totally rockin' Schadenfreude Festival after seeing this episode? #therealhousewivesoftheocbroke

@Forthright Fattie: Exactly. We all know Bill had no ethical problem whatsoever with sexual harrassment in the workplace (or anywhere else.)

@Cairn: Ooh, I like it! The courtly restraint of "The hearings have been interesting to say the least" is classic! #perjury

@Cairn: That is four pages of legal WIN. I like how he neatly sums it all up in his concluding sentence: "She is an embarrassment to our profession." #perjury

@sportz.star: Isn't she also a "dentist?" #perjury

@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: I think she has a tinfoil hat for that purpose. #perjury

@pmarble: That would be awesome. Does someone have to file a formal complaint to set that in motion? #perjury

@Anna: I am 100% behind our troops. But that one can get behind me anytime. #veteransday

@Anna: Hey, it's Veteran's Day. Gotta support our troops! #veteransday

I would just like to say "hey, how YOU doin'?" to the soldier on the right. #veteransday

@midwestdesigner: I am totally stealing and using that!! Genius! #periodsex

What's doubly irritating about this is that there's no shortage of dudes (and lad mags) who think we should be utterly delighted to be coated in their jizz.