@CurtCole: Whoo...I need a cold shower after all your comments today! You win in the Naughty COTD category. #levijohnston

Am I the only one who gets tired of hearing the euphemism "passed away?"

@RenoMartini: Every time a Real Housewife's mansion gets foreclosed upon, an schadenfreude angel gets its wings. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere

@Triana Orpheus: The US doesn't have anywhere near the problems with assimilation that France does. Say what you will about anti-immigration sentiment in the US, but our first- and second-generation immigrants are nowhere near as impoverished, marginalized, politically unrepresented and culturally maligned as the…

@CurtCole: WIN. #jonhamm

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Why yes. #jonhamm

@Hana Maru: I'm thinking of having mine removed so I can wear a fishnet shirt to the office without offending anyone. #fredericksofhollywood

@Kali Mama: Yeah, I think they figure you won't be wearing them long enough for the yeast to fester. #fredericksofhollywood

It always amuses me how even with the sheerest lingerie, there's not a nipple in sight. #fredericksofhollywood

I think I heard recently that he and his partner are getting married. #bryanbatt

@Flackette Goes Retro: Yeah, even if he didn't mean to be dismissive or unkind, that's pretty much the definition of "not helpful".

Bravo for speaking out so honestly.

@rednrowdy: exactly. #therealhousewives

@Diziet_Sma: It totally makes fun of their competitiveness, greed, materialism, etc. Those women look like fools and are held up to public ridicule and contempt for their behavior. I don't think it glorifies them at all—except perhaps in their own minds, which is part of why the joke's on them. #therealhousewives

I was unaware that any kind of marriage was taught in schools.

@chinaplate: Goes to credibility. #judgejudysexualmisconduct

@SarahMC: humanitarian misanthrope: I am still an A cup. #electionday2008

Happiest night of my life so far. #electionday2008

I'm not sure he can squirm out from under such a huge pile of self-defensive rationalizations—My mother was a doctor for obese people! Really!—but at least Edelstein apologized outright for the "genital fingering" remark. That was the cherry on the shit sundae, IMO. #caterwaulingagainsttheworld

Applying sunscreen on a regular basis will do a lot more to protect against a wrinkly neck/chest than that thing ever will. #ladecollette