@lilbobbytables: The yellow thing in the background? It's just the dock hitch that the ship is tied to while it's moored. See the ropes around it? #ussnewyork

@Triana Orpheus: Mona was awesome. And Roger clearly recognizes that she's his equal, as compared to the child-woman he's married to. #madmenrecap

@PrincessOfPower: Yeah, it's not like Henry Francis treats her with love and respect.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: They hardly know each other! They've never spent more than an hour or so together, let alone slept together.

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Only if they get married in an Orthodox (or culturally conservative) community. My big Manhattan synagogue has brides in strapless gowns all the time. #bridezillaskaren

@Sunny Bundy: Yeah, it's not like all Mexicans eat tacos either. And the food is VERY different from Spain. What a dumbass that dude was. #foodracism

@tewkesbury: Heh. Did anyone correct her? Should have been arepas or arroz con coco. I still have packets of arroz con coco mix in my pantry that I bought on my last trip to Colombia. #foodracism

Oh right, because all Latinos are Mexicans. And Mexicans eat tacos! No, he wasn't an ignorant bigot at all.

@heykoukla: that's what I think. but if she has a strict low calorie diet and then exercises like crazy 7 days a week without upping her caloric intake, that could be very dangerous. I'd hope she avails herself of whatever trainers/nutritionists her husband uses. #victoriabeckhambazaar

When someone that thin says they're going to exercise vigorously 7 days a week, it sets off alarm bells for me. #victoriabeckhambazaar

@bluebears: shocking, right? #romanpolanskibailoffer

Christopher's dress would have been great minus the bottom bedruffle tier. #projectrunwayseason6

I would like to have a reunion with Andy Cohen every night after work. Just me and Andy and some cocktails and I can tell him about my day and we can have a few laughs... #realhousewivesofatlantareunion

@yvanehtnioj: I've only ever heard it to refer to a half-white, half-Asian person, especially in Japan.

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I didn't suffer as acutely as when I had to defend Sarah Palin, but still....I might need a Vicodin and a nap. #maureendowd

@pantsless economist...access RESTORED: I didn't suffer as acutely as when I had to defend Sarah Palin, but still....I might need a Vicodin and a nap. #maureendowd

It is a sad day indeed when feminists get stuck with having to defend Maureen Dowd. #maureendowd

@Ipomoea: Oooh, good point! Fleshbot will be way better (and will have commentary, no doubt). #levijohnstonearlyshow

@bluebears: True. Although I suspect sex with Levi would entail a lot of coaching: "not there...no, not there...wait, no...okay, give me your hand..."

@bluebears: There's no getting around it, is there? There's not much going on upstairs, but I sure do enjoy objectifying him.