@J.D.Regent: Ditto. And I will definitely search Google images once the Playgirl issue comes out. #levijohnstonearlyshow
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@hovy: Yep. #levijohnstonearlyshow
Why has a Levi Johnston sex tape not surfaced yet? We're not going to be kept waiting much longer, are we? #levijohnstonearlyshow
@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: Possums also hiss and spit and are generally bad-tempered. There was a big one that used to corner one of our smaller dogs from time to time. And the naked wormy prehensile tail is kinda skeevy looking. #happyhumpday
@keldo: They are delightful, both the red and the gray ones. #happyhumpday
@Aesop's Foibles. YES.: So if I told you that my mom calls them "fluffy-tailed rats", would I have a throw-down on my hands? #happyhumpday
@LaComtesse: They beat the shit out of squirrels and possums, IMO. But foxes are a real contender. #happyhumpday
My parents would be happy to make a donation of racoons to British zoos—trapping them with cat food and releasing doesn't seem to be helping with the endless trash-can raids/tangles with neighborhood pets. #happyhumpday
@RedLineRage: Seriously? #gorevidal
@frankie22: I plan to tailgate with some kegs of beer beforehand, so our bladders are really at maximum capacity.
When his time comes—Lord, let it be soon!—I am adding Gore Vidal to my planned tour of dead white dudes whose graves I will squat and pee on.
@morninggloria: A majority of Icelanders believe in elves and fairies.
How cute is Sasha when she's mugging for the camera? #bythepeopletheelectionofbarack...
@Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I guess not! And what about the books that weren't there? Where was "Then Again, Maybe I Won't?" Or "Tiger Eyes!" #judyblume
I got a 64% too. I need to refresh my knowledge of the Judy Blume canon, apparently. #judyblume
I'll give up my steak when Natalie quits publically supporting a child rapist. #natalieportman
I'll give up my steak when Natalie quits publically supporting a child rapist. #natalieportman
@J.D.Regent: Where the fuck does the Daily Mail find these "experts?" Is there a woman-hating listserv somewhere that they tap into when they need a quote that jibes with the woman-hating story of the day? #daterapedrugs
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