I would probably write like that because it is frakking hilarious.

I thought he meant it would look bad on a woman with hips only and no boobs? Still weird, obviously.

Is the dollar dance still a thing?

Oh that’s pretty cool actually. Can I ask where you’re from?

Or a butt.

“It’s like when you fall asleep with your phone on your face, Becca. Except it was a loaded gun instead of a phone.”

I think the etiquette for that is to tell a few people close to you and let them tell anyone who asks. The poem thing would probably just be irritating to me personally.

I have never been to one, and I probably never will. So your guess is probably better than mine. Oh, although I do know a lady who her and her bridesmaids went to see Jersey Boys together And got drinks after as her bachelorette party. That one sounded pretty chill and enjoyable.

Ohhhhh okay. Thanks for clearing that up.

Wait you’re supposed to bring gifts to bachelorette parties? Is that seriously a thing?

Thank you! You are wonderful and I already started getting nervous this morning. Maybe because yesterday a friend was telling me about a first date she recently went on. Apparently she was so nervous that it caused her to have diarrhea that morning (in a toilet in her own home). But I have work tomorrow and we have…

Kinja bugged and let me star that twice. If anyone deserved to benefit from such a thing, it is you.

I had a similar thought.

Yeah I earned that.

Well you know what they say...

Thanks!

Are you kidding? First, The Fly was a cinematic masterpiece. Both of them were. And Pittsburgh felt like he made that movie as one giant in-in-joke with me.

Sometimes it kind of seems like the writers saying “no homo.” Like, they want to indicate that they do not find this person attractive... but other people seem to for some reason. I really wish there was a neutral area between being slightly insulting and fawning over the person.

I will also fight about this. We all know Jeff Goldblum’s was truly the standout performance.

You are beautiful.