Regardless of whether or not your statement is accurate, the image you presented to me is hilarious (which distracted me from even the questions at hand). Do you win all arguments ever by disarming your opponent with absurd imaginings? If you haven’t tried that, you totally should.

Just remember that her music and her performances are desperate from her Mean Girlness. Twelve-year-old me had a similar moment when my Gammers told me the hot Hitchcock news from her day about what a scary jerk he was to work with. It might take you a little adjustment time, though.

At the very least, Yoko would say it interestingly.

Woah if you watched Korra you know Aang grew up to be pretty badass. Also he’d probably make a better president because diplomacy. Korra just wants to punch everything, which is awesome, but I don’t think it would help in modern U.S. politics. She’d gift right in with some early 19th century presidents if they could…

First off, I think the very indescribable nature of trying to conceptualize such a thing adds to its surreal humor. Second, don’t feel bad you can’t keep those straight. I mean, it’s not like they teach that in health class. Amirite?

With the vagina’s internal nature, this is much harder to imagine than that detachable penis.

I had forgotten all about it (maybe on purpose), but your smackdown of Atticus reminded me of reading that book in Catholic high school English. I remember being so scared and disheartened by the way Atticus, purported hero of the book and personal hero of that English teacher, treated Mayella Ewell and dismissed…

Well thanks for the follow and for being so informative!

Sold! If this idea gets picked up you can expect a big check in your mailbox.

I think we’d be hard-pressed to find someone who hated Peter Dinklage. Maybe Sandler is counting on that for the movie’s success?

Yes. I love this. Although it might be even weirder since my Mexican last name would probably be an unusual contrast to the name of an ancient Greek.

I just changed my mind on kids. I want to have one now and name it Ulysses. Even if it’s a girl. Maybe I’d even go a step further and have a little Odysseus.

Wait am I ungreyed now? I have seriously no clue how all that biz works.

Can I call Midwest?

I think he favors fall and winter. Let’s not go during the Mothman festival, though. He would probably be too nervous and/or embarrassed to put in an appearance.

This explanation of him is perfect. And I’m gonna delegate navigation to my friend who used to live in that area. He can come, too, right? I’ll drive. We can take turns with radio station selection.

Or what about Mothman? I always imagine him as well-meaning but clumsy. Like he totally just wanted to take a rest from flying. He didn’t know the Silver Bridge wouldn’t support his weight in addition to all those cars.

But she is so cute!

“I once forgot I pooped...” Misreading that into a story about purse-related mishaps was very unexpected. Your story totally sounds less bad by comparison, if that helps.

Curse you, Guillermo del Toro and Mike Mignola! How dare you use your excellent storytelling and engaging world-building to trick me into owning a movie featuring Seth MacFarlane and his frakking terrible mockery of a German accent.