I opened this article just because I was very interested to see your jokes on this topic. You did not disappoint.

Oddly, I think my parents who manage rental properties would say that housing discrimination should be legal, but not for the reason you’re probably thinking: if there are multiple applicants for one space, they are very biased toward Mexican-American immigrants. Clearly this proves that rereverse racism exists.

My dad would probably be into this, since he’s a history nerd and is also very fuck the police. So thanks!

Tenniel draws really cool so thanks for telling me that is a thing. I need to see these cartoons.

Hopefully I can save everyone the trouble and horror of looking this up. Well, mostly the trouble because it’s still pretty weird.

Yeah I talk about him all the time, and my bestie still laughs. We’ve been friends for 10 years. Also last night he laughed at “Octavia Buttler.”

Yeah that sounds weird and awesome. And I could use one of the R. Crumb drawings of him!

Negative sixteen months? So it like hasn’t even been conceived yet?

Is this really a thing you want? If so, I must know all about it. Also, I totally want a shirt that says “I [heart] Dick” because my sense of humor is bad. Any ideas on how to make sure the shirt indicates Phil Dick? All I’ve been able to think of is just putting “Philip K.” above Dick in smallish text.

Republicans love them some revisionist history, so my first thought was that he was a Bull Moose and they decided to claim Teddy Roosevelt again.

Yeah I’d say I don’t fault him for not showing the nudes around. I’m glad he kept them. I wonder now if when my dad dies a million years from now (hopefully) I’ll find something weird and awesome and previously unknown. One time he was giving shoes to the Goodwill and my sister accidentally found out they were full of…

Maybe someone should solicit money for the Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church. And 0.010% could go to putting pictures of her brother’s victims at the church where she has the wedding or something to remind her that this happened LIKE TWO FRAKKING WEEKS AGO.

And better PR.

Okay that’s pretty awesome. Your dad was a boss at shading.

The only reason I even knew that remastering to widescreen was a thing and it made some shots so horrible was because my brother has been showing me Angel.

So it really is like this?

You should post each of these stories more than once so I can star them multiple times. They deserve no less.

That’s pretty frakking adorable. It’s like a dadding tag team.

My dad would flip for those planes. He doesn’t do anything like that, but any time someone is making something he wants to know all about it.

That is really really sweet. Also, the way you talk about your dad feels like how I talk about my dad (who, coincidentally, also used to develop his own photographs). If time and space were right for it, I’d be setting up a dad date where they’d hang out and dad it up.