This is why we can’t have Idris Elba as James Bond. And you know he would have been an awesome Bond.

I have such a boner for him. Was he good?

I kinda agree. The princess aspect in itself seems boring and unoriginal, but if any young girls in my life want to admire Princess Leia, Xena: Warrior Princess, Princess Diana of Themyscara, or any similarly self-posessed royals who take an active role in their own lives I would like wholeheartedly approve and…

Hey I just realized: is your name referring to Law and Order? Munch was totally my second favorite as a youth and one time I saw part of an old video of him doing stand up. Have you seen such things? Are they good?

Actually I’ve dated a decent handful of non-super-hot guys who still give me the “You’re not the best I can do.” I kinda thought it was not related to their objective hotness.

If it makes you feel any better, I really love that you said Susie Beebs.

Yeah I’d hope that genocide would be a really obvious and influential reason to not put his face out there like we’re proud of him. It always amazed and disappointed me, though, how few people seem to know about or acknowledge the atrocity of Jackson’s tenure as president. The Trail of Tears was really sanitized and…

Everyone picks on Taft for being big. But he also had a smokin' wife (Helen Taft).

That’s why I think it’s weird Jackson was ever on the $20 bill in the first place. He was pretty hardcore about “no national/standardized banking” and “paper money is horrible.”

I’m glad I’m not the only one. I’m an artisan and I make pretty constant use of my hands. The teeth nightmares like aren’t even a thing for me. Usually it’s hand injuries or crippling arthritis. I think you’re the first person besides me I’ve heard of having dreams like that.

Thanks you are lovely. I’ve seen pictures with similar intent, but I really especially enjoy this one for some reason.

Is that Ian Malcolm? Do you know where I can find a bigger version of that picture? You see I have... a friend... who had a huge crush on Jeff Goldblum as a youth.

I need to tell you about this amazing (and helpful!) visual guide to Bible marriage.

I need to double check that first point but I am pretty sure it is untrue. I remember people speaking Chinese in the underground shelter and I think the Wei Tang brothers also had dialogue. They still should have had a bigger part though.

They originally aired in English on Nickelodeon. They’re just on Spanish channels more often now. And I know del Toro’s daughters are really important to him and influence his work, so he has some great women in his movies. Pan’s Labyrinth is probably the best example since it’s really a story focusing on the…

Also I love your name. I love Phil Rick as much as I love Guillermo del Toro. And even if Pacific Rim isn’t your cup of tea (which I totally get, it’s definitely not my favorite of his movies) it gets points for originality right? And for Del Toro intentionally not making the main characters book up so women would…

Let me just take this opportunity to say Pacific Rim and Book of Life and Birdman. Mexican filmmakers are obviously stealing all the good ideas from real ‘Murricans.

I think it was her belt, if I remember right.

As much as it sucks that you have that story to tell, you did a really awesome job of making it both hilarious and disgusting. You should have a book deal.