He’s positively glowing. All inclinations to cynicism aside, congratulations to them.

OF SPACE

I first read that headline as, every time she said her name her voice would start to crack, so overwhelmed by her own awesomeness that merely saying her name nearly brings her to tears, and 60 Minutes was like geez Oprah get over yourself already.

Since they mention climate change as a relevant factor twice, they probably didn't miss it. 

Alright, but they can’t breathe because they’re burning coal to stay warm because it’s cheap. Climate change isn’t the direct cause for the air pollution.

Trouble breathing because you’re burning raw coal is not climate change.

Climate change is a part of this, but people have a lot of other reasons for moving into the capital city. Nomadic life is incredibly hard, especially in a place where winter temperatures routinely drop below -40, and it’s not surprising that people are interested in moving to a place which offers better prospects for…

This article is not about climate change. This article is about a city growing way to fast and it can’t keep up.

I’m a size 16 and wrap dresses look like shit on me; I have no waist.

“Mom don’t post random photos of me on IG because we have no control over where it gets reposted. Geez, mom! You should know this.” Jezebel promptly reposts it. And if this isn’t the picture that she didn’t want posted can you at least clarify? 

I’m weeping like Shohei over here

Poison was the worst to me but Motley Crue was a close second. Def Leppard wasn’t even in the same stratosphere of terribleness, although they were terrible. 

Same. This episode was next level.

Just wanted to take this moment to say I can’t stand the 2nd episode with the camp counselor. Addiction aside, I was appalled that Karamo claimed the guy worked at the camp in order to “make a better life for his son.” What?!

This was easily the best episode of the season. Save for Jess, I did not think the recipients this season were particularly deserving. That said, these ladies are amazing. They work their asses off and clearly never took any time for themselves. I think they are smart enough to contract with the bottling company and…

When Shorty got her teeth fixed, I fucking lost it.  Thinking about how she hid her smile basically her entire life.  Tears. So many tears.  I wish them the best.

So we should celebrate that Miss Rabbit has to work at least five jobs just to get by, instead of demanding a higher minimum wage? #RabbitsofLateCapitalism 

The fire brigade is correct!! 

That last para is really the winner among a bunch of fantastically spun paragraphs. Nicely done.