I dunno, the one thing that separates Fanny from other vintage porn in my eyes is the joyousness and lack of shame that runs through it. Unlike so much other porn (vintage and modern), the scenes it describes are of disports and diversions, not subjugation and coldness. I am certain that the life of an 18th-century…

This just in:  drug dealers are neither dependable nor do they care a great deal about your personal welfare.

Again, you need to consider the ways that you’re fortunate in life compared to me. I was cursed by a Japanese middle school’s resident ghost after a misadventure seeking true love. Now I’m doomed to forever click on Jezebel articles about people that I find moderately annoying.

Yes. It’s horrible.

Also, I’m kind of inspired, I mean, how old is he? To meet and connect with someone who makes you feel like writing these wonderfully heartfelt clumsy corny things is so hard. The fact that he was still married aside, I’m happy for him?! And impressed with anyone who lets themselves be vulnerable—a hearty clap on…

I’m with Bezos on this one. I think it’s sweet, it expresses deep passion and emotion and isn’t really about sex, it is about love. He’s offering to caress her and stare deeply into her eyes. I mean, he is married so that part is gross, but you’re not criticizing that. You are conflating romantic texts with sexts an…

Sweet holy hells bells thank you!!!! When I got to the part about Tian, I’m like who in the what now? And then that sentence of Hope and Claire’s mother... Does Claire have a sister name Hope?

I click on things like this hoping for more insightful content then just “this is terrible and we should stop looking at it” and I don’t know why I haven’t learned my lesson yet...

Nah, young Jamie was nowhere near as hot as middle aged Jamie. She started average-pretty and became gorgeous.

I don’t care about the Fiji water stunt.  I just want to say that Jamie Lee Curtis looks amazing.  I adore her hair and her style, and she is an icon for how to age well.

I’m bewildered that coverage seems to actually be increasing for this nothingburger of a story.

It’s becoming difficult to keep track of all the sexual predators in her orbit.

It’s a power move. There’s no greater way to indicate to someone how monumentally bored you are by them then to shit on the floor right in front of them while they’re talking, then casually magic it away.

This makes me tear up a bit, so beautiful! 

Is it normal for the director to be in charge of marketing?

Yes eventually it became clear he was a paying guest but he stubbornly remained black.

The key stat is that 921,000 Japanese were born this year, but 1,370,000 died.

This image look so weird and patched together. Like a badly pasted together Vanity Fair gatefold cover. It all looks just a little... off. 

Literally everything every put on video for social media is performative. This also just happens to be gross.

Did you know A League of Their Own is the highest grossing movie about Baseball ever? Like, you don’t even have to adjust for inflation or anything. I learned that today and it’s my new favorite fact.