Damn WTF happened to Major Lazer tho? From Pon De Floor to this shit?

It’s the “his own people” that’s most telling. At a subconscious, gut-belief level, Spicer doesn’t consider Jewish Germans and Austrians to be Germans and Austrians, i.e. Hitler’s people. He considers them wholly Other in a way that is analogous to Hitler’s own Othering of Jews, gays, Communists, dissenters, etc.

Some of us found this enjoyable. ;)

Do you really think Jezebel spends too much time discussing the intersection of culture and intellectual property law?

Any pizza is a personal pan pizza if you believe in yourself. Keep living your best life. (No snark.)

No, it’s not. There is a certain range of textures commonly referred to as “bad hair” in numerous languages. There is a reason the love interest in the stories we tell in our culture lean in the Rapunzel direction.

Leaving the video aside—It sounds like a Flight of the Conchords song that they sensibly chose not to use.

I found the song quite enticing but it is almost as though John Mayer cannot help being inappropriate. It’s like his own personal form of Tourette Syndrome. And I’m not saying that Tourette Syndrome is inappropriate: it is simply that it is hard-wired and autonomic in the way Mayer’s mind is circuited to be…

I like “Pleasure” more. But I am excited for her new album.

Khaled is slightly crazed, but in a good way. I love that he’s so expressive in his love for his son.

You can see the photog give herself a little nod, like “Yup, caught the tall girl with no ass giving the rent-a-cop a soda. Pulitzer, here I come!”

Excuse me, but in a blind taste test they all voted for Pepsi.

Try bending your arms, they look a little stiff in this photo.

when your friend whips out their phone and says, “I’m ‘gramming this!”

May I ask what service you used? I always imagined they trace genes back to a larger pool or continent. TRinidad has traces of every tribe enslaved (mostly settled post emancipation with slaves from all the other islands), at least three Amerindian tribes (Taino, garifuna, Carib) and like, every European that settled…

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Sage Steele is ridiculous, she gets hate because she shits on Black people. Anyone who claims someone should thank their husband for marrying them has self-esteem issues she’d do well to not project onto other people.

Right now, I imagine hundreds of baggage handlers are salivating at the thought of all those delicious electronic items that they will, I’m sure, responsibly return to their owners after the flight.

Right? Someone call child services, this is not ok