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Things Rob can buy Chyna “to keep up with Tyga”:

I think the usage of “they” in that statement is really telling too for a different, but equally nefarious, reason. It could be in reference to rappers, but I honestly think it’s about black men. I’ve always thought of Kim as someone who fetishizes black men. Ray J, Damon Thomas, Kanye, etc. She seems like the type…

The look on her face as it starts is a very trapped, very polite face that’s screaming “help, I’m in the frame of that camera and this woman is a terrible singer”. Then the awful awful ching chong chinaman bullcrap and incredibly uncomfortable body language starts. Poor woman, I hope someone gave her a very very…

I think that is what caused me to lose my eyeballs under the chair. Bitch actually went straight up to the Asian woman and sang in her face. All the while the bystander was wearing her best “Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh, the SHIT I have to deal WITH!!!!” face. I want Barbie to try this on Constance Wu!!!

Jessamina is weirdly invested in minimizing this pretty awful reaction, and I don’t get why.

They same way they feel about your ability to communicate via inane rhetorical questions.

Not disagreeing with your overall premise, but technically the partner was committing adultery by having sex with a married person.

I love this though.

God, she’s aging in reverse. I’m gonna go watch little shop of horrors and send good vibes her way.

I never really had the problem of not liking my natural hair - I hated my hair straight and the only reason I went natural was when I realized that perms were not something I had to do (it’s so ingrained in you when you’re young that you think it’s just as routine as taking a shower), so I stopped getting them and my…

This is insulting to her journalistic integrity and how much risk she took, but not surprising. I have noticed that a lot of books authored by women are marketed to fail. A few years ago, I decided to make an effort to read more female authors (and have read some amazing books as a result), but I can't get past the…

Cosigned. I love my Lelo. But I am having a not-positive reaction to Charlie Sheen as the spokesperson for one of their products.

White Brits (who in migration become Americans, Canadians, Aussies and New Zealanders) have had a long tradition of pillaging the Africanized cultural treasure chest. Things like punk, often described as a white working class genre, have a foundation in the yardie culture of Jamaicans and the accompanying sound of…

Yeah, but this is totally gonna be “no-contour contouring,” like “no-makeup makeup.”

A lot of those families with “poor people” rules were one or two paychecks away from poor and hanging onto the lasts shreds of “respectability” they had by distancing themselves as not to be judged by others. My family certainly was. Us kids were always clean, hair done, spotless clothing in public.

The only person who actually stands out is Eva Herzigova. And that’s because she’s wearing a tea dress that emphasizes technique over distraction. Her shoes are beautiful too, the little c shape at the heel is really lovely and has some personality to it.

“Carried by Wal-Mart or Target” is not synonymous with “Wal-mart or Target brand.”

The real star of the show is the industrial fan they have on her almost all the time.

Man, Jay-Z really gets around.