I need these earrings though.

So is Dane Cook, but I don’t need him in my life.

Do people really wonder, though? When I see someone with a full face of foundation all I think is “huh, she must like wearing her makeup that way.”

I’m glad the racist fuck used the word “settled”. With the number of people who reflexively roll their eyes when someone suggests gentrification is a bad thing, it’s a breath of fucking fresh air when a white person temporarily drops the facade and actually says what they mean to say minus the dog whistles. I settled…

So when I tell you I’m having a fight about white privilege with this man, I’m slightly guilty because I’m moving in to gentrify a neighborhood, except I’m the first one here when nobody wants to live here.

Exactly. I’m really not someone who takes make-up or beauty that seriously, but after reading this article I’d really rather hand out with Donna and her flower crown than this writer.

Maybe so? I can’t really tell. Maybe the point is to start a conversation about how much makeup is too much, and what does it meeaaaaaan when you wear so much, who are you trying to please and is it okay for you to be trying to please them, are you a bad feminist or nah.

Now is as good a time as any to air the number one grievance I have with Jezebel. Chiefly: they don’t feature women doing stuff. There’s a lot about celebs and there’s a lot about clothes and makeup and stupid MRA frat moments, but there are precious few articles on women actually making strides in their fields and…

Yeah, it’s like that “satire” Jez did on the maxi dress that no one thought was funny. I understand the angle but it’s not funny in theory nor in practice here. Not surprised to see Jia edited it. Madeleine’s makeup tutorials are funny, this isn’t.

Okay so for a two hour class you actually got to watch a MUA apply makeup on a real face in an instructional manner for the majority of the allotted time. Seems like.... a class to me.

The three women in the back row are all Hear No Evil, Contour No Evil, Apply Fake Eyelashes No Evil.

If you think he was disappointed with that, you should have seen how he felt when I tried to sell his actual baby to a couple in the park.

Not to mention his sly reference to Trump’s “make America great again” nonsense. Hail to the Chief.

But... these are not shows that are influential with their casting choices. They didn’t walk in the shows that have the top casting directors choosing the lineup, which is usually a good prediction of who will break out in the European fashion weeks.

At least there’s one celeb out there who isn’t up for being a TSwift minion.

YESSSSSSS. There is a reason I actually paid money for their album instead of just listening to it on a streaming service. Their shit is amazing and they earned my money.

Rita Ora had $4500???

Why is this?

If you’re amongst those of us that naturally have more pigmentation in our skin, then it’s not really an issue.... but if you’re more pale? I really don’t know, but I’d be careful?

Every time Ed Sheeren comes up on this website, there are a tons of comments denigrating his looks. Why? We don’t do that to women on this website, particularly women who have expressed insecurity about their looks (as he has). He’s not a model. He’s a singer. Why do we think it’s ok to constantly put down his…