That's exactly what I thought when I saw that picture. I'm a mom and believe me if the skank my ex cheated on me with went anywhere near my chip while he was with me I would have ckocked the bitch.

Words and symbols are important, people, maybe because we, as a civilization, use them as the main vessels of our ideas and history. A cross is always charged with religious symbology, the same way a color is relevant. Sure, whites were the ones oppressing the Black Community, but by not using the word you are erasing…

Meanwhile, the delivery boy's sister cackles maniacally.

I rebuke this in the name of the Lord, and I'm an atheist.

I don't think the people at Gawker and the people at Jezebel have talked with each other since 1776.

"a man who literally whored out himself..."

It's so frustrating trying to explain to people that your face needs oil. It makes oil, ffs, so when you strip it all away of course it's going to try to make more! We've all been so brainwashed by the clean and clear ads and products promising to get rid of it, but it's so bad to just dry out your face completely.

I don't know how well acquainted you are with the different parts of speech, but in those posts you linked, female is not being used as a noun, it's being used as an adjective to describe a noun (guard, students, bodies, silencing, activists, etc.). As the article above clearly says, it's the use of the word as a noun,…

In the Jezebel articles "females" is used as an adjective in front of a noun, which is entirely correct.

Olive oil is the best moisturizer (according to my paternal grandmother who had skin as soft as a baby until the day she died).

This isn't a critical think piece about beauty standards, it's a guide.

Just because something is the truth does not mean it isn't flawed. It's problematic that Eurocentric beauty standards are so pervasive, but that's neither the fault of the author nor of the grandmother nor of the people who found her to be beautiful, so it's included because it is a truth. This isn't a critical think…

I think our problem is that we're trying to make the joke smarter than it is.

What I found particularly shocking was she's pretty much over there begging the Chinese for money. Seems like a particularly bad time to be making any sort of joke!

I'd be interested to hear how she sounds when she speaks Mandarin.

Sorry to break it to Argentina, but you're dealing with the goddamn Middle Kingdom. You're nothing but a blip to them, and you're going to have to take it or leave it. We increasingly live in a world where China is going to be the preeminent power, and, frankly, the West ought to get used to it.

She is actually mocking Japan as Mandarin distinguishes between r and l. Ignorant and racist, two great tastes that taste great together.

Minor correction - they're not self-portraits. Unless Bobby has taken up painting in between being a shitty person.

You're probably trolling (weakly may I add) but, I'll briefly bite:
1) Hygiene - he's got a FRESH shave (seriously looks smoother than a baby's ass), a clean goatee/mustache (what's that called in combo anyway?) and no dirty, matted hair poking from under the hoodie.

2)Which brings us to Dress - clean clothes. ALL of…

Apparently, only black people have to dress in their Sunday best to get some respect. White people can still dress how they want! Lol :(