I can't believe she had this guy around all day and picked Chris Martin instead!

Ain't that just the way it always goes. Taking credit when you can't show receipts.

Hahaha, I love it! She's like, "did this bitch really just tell me to keep wrapping?" Yes Kate, no slowing down, no fraternizing - you've got presents to wrap.

She's adorable when she does it: we're all in on the joke. Truly expressive. No hounds or high dudgeon for this one. I like her.

I think that's the wrong link to the article. It's sending me to your Twitter instead when I click "piece".

Now ain't that some shade. Damn, b.

"Nicki raps: "Kitty on fleek. Pretty on fleek." And who can debate that. Whenever Beyoncé raps, I think of candy paint dripping; she's so Houston."

Meh. I love both these women but this song is just ok.

So the fuck what?

Dear Christian: the audience are there, and always have been. Hollywood isn't waiting for anyone but themselves to be 'ready'. Your horseshit excuse is exactly that: horseshit.

Also I would like to point out that, yes, "audiences have to show up". But audiences can't show up to a movie that isn't being made.

Could you imagine how ridiculous the opposite sounds:

Yes and Yes. One is a religion/ethnicity, whereas the other is a Nationality.

No. Batman. Stop talking.

What does American blacks not having access to pools have to do with Jamaicans? Are all black experiences the same to you, irrespective of country?

That's definitely what I heard growing up. Especially since I was from St. George. But all my friends who grew up around the coasts knew how to swim and I took swimming class in 3rd Form at CCFS cause it was mandatory, which I think is awesome. We should be encouraging kids that live on an island to be able to swim…

It's already out there!

Best postscript in a personal letter, ever.

Chris Brown and Drake should date

She doesn't dress like Donna.