Yah, the French don’t really have a leg up on Americans in the Slavery department. Look at what happened in Haiti.

The first 6 psychics told her she’d be washed up and fat by age 32, so she had to see the 7th that assured her she’d still be relevant in 10 years.

Monsieur Polanski, it's good to see you are able to reach the U.S. electronically, despite the, ahem, issues coming here physically.

I am 100% okay with the flaming death of a company that sells “will commit sins 4 chipotle” shirts. To teens. For fifty fucking dollars.

The interest you pay on that shit will be around long after the clothes have dissolved in the washing machine.

on the other hand, this is the cheapest thing you can do in the Hamptons.

If he died I would throw a party. Just fuck this guy.

Ugh. FTW.

Goes down good with freedom fries and hydrocodone

Maybe if Tobe Hooper was directing, and not Tom.

God please let the Dems turnout. Please please please please. I don’t want another Jez piece like EGR’s from a couple years ago, wherein she correctly blamed the youths for not showing up for midterms and allowing too many GOP extremists to get in.

I’m reminded of the time Mrs. Mittens said that women don’t care about health care and family planning options because we were too busy caring about jobs and the economy.

You can only conclude one thing from the professor’s statement: that he, too, is a rapist.

I kept turning to the person I was with and saying, “I don’t think this is what happened in the Iliad.” I actually went home and reread it (nerd alert) and couldn’t handle all the bullshit. I will say, this shot of Eric Bana in particular gave me lots of pantsfeels

Is his dad Svengoolie?

The blonde who didn’t burn it all down, you mean.

“Supermodels. Ha! Nothing super about them, spoiled, stupid little stick figures with poofy lips who think only about themselves.

though i also fully support Antonin Doglia

Krist agrees.