Yeah I'd say Trump's got this one locked up unless Tom Brady decides to campaign for him there.

Well, NYC is one of the fashion capitals of the world and when you dress like this, Teddy’s gotta feel a bit uncomfortable.

or Emilio Estevetz

2 and a half T-Cells

Fuck it, I’m just calling him a baboon. Every time.

Hopefully they will memorialize him in the Manor or one of the Mansions. It would be fitting, I think.

Sad that some Minnie little wire could cause such a Mickey Mouse way to die. Positively Goofy.

I know.

No. He needs better ones.

Let the master handle this:

Golf is the worst. Holy shit, golf is the worst. Goodbye, golf.

The two loud and proud Trump supporters I know are women. One of them said Trump has a good heart. Girlfriend, he needs to have a heart to even have a good one.

Seriously. I’ve had that oily rag NY calls pizza, taken one bite and ended up all of the cheese dangling from my mouth and I’m left with a slice of tomato pita bread. Cutting that flimsy shit is the only way to get an equal portion of crust, sauce, cheese and sausage.

This image of Kasich reminds me of Principal Skinner for some reason.

Why is logic?

I always told my Mexican relatives how happy I am living in the U.S.. I told them it’s bad to be discriminated against but I’m a dark skinned Mexican so I get discriminated against in Mexico too. I tell them at least things are partially better for me here as a woman. And then Trump showed up and now I no longer have…

I vividly remember those hearings. As a lifelong Democrat I can tell you: everyone on that committee looked like a bumbling idiot. There were no heroes among the Democrats when Anita Hill testified. And I’m not at all surprised that Biden’s people tried to rearrange the facts, given that he was still contemplating a…

A manager taking advantage of his clients?!?