Maybe May could be “Union Month” where we all collectively remind the south that they're being HUGE dicks again.

Not to mention, how many sets of wedding vows has Donald made?

Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Where exactly are we popular?

Me to this TechBro:

Fucking fur-wearing troglodytes

just bunch of mannequins

To all of them, his worship, and the women who blame other women for their lack of modesty. Seriously, just fuck off.

Agreed. When I saw The Revenant this was one of the previews. The theater was full of parent- and grandparent-aged people and I suffered from a severe case of embarrassment by proxy for all of them.

You shop there too?

Intelligent, well-meaning people having slightly different opinions about something? Without having to be satanic or demented?

Playboy’s ship sailed away from the shores of Relevancy Island a long long time ago.

“Whoever wins, we lose.”

I believe Area 51 exists and we have UFOs there.

It was an amazing scene and executed flawlessly.

RiRi. GIRL. you could do SOOOO much better.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Frozen pants? Think of the shrinkage!