Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

The only acceptable kind of yellow face.

She needs to be hanged, drawn, and quartered.

Ghastly

Does “we” mean Canada or America? Many Canadians are in denial about the racism in Canada while criticizing racism in the States. That’s all I’m saying.

folks, i’m beginning to suspect that donald trump is not a good person.

You must be one of those people who attribute the fall of the Berlin wall to David Hasselhoff.

Not even a question. And I would make him always use his Thor voice. He would be like, “hon, do we have any—” and I would interrupt him and say, “IN YOUR THOR VOICE!” And he would make his voice all deep and sexy and slightly English and say, “do we have any milk?” And then it wouldn’t matter if we had any milk.

You know who should win the best actress award this year? Leonardo Dicaprio.

“Killing in the Name” Rage against the Machine. “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!”

Starfuckers, Inc. by Nine Inch Nails

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

Perhaps he’s a “brain surgeon” the way that George Costanza was a “marine biologist” or “architect”.

I thought he just took it from Marty McFly

Is it so easy to squeeze into the 15-minute-moron slot these days?!

On the second day of Fall, no less!

also need a refresher on this topic

are we done pretending American Hustle was good, at least