Jimmy Carter, duh, I love peanuts and farming

This is so mean and kind of delightful.

I pointed the sign out to Aubrey and her response was a simple question, how is it that this Muslim employee could refuse service to customers based on his religious beliefs, but Christians are being forced to participate in specific events contrary to their religious beliefs?

Yes, what is this world coming to when employees can refuse service to customers simply based on their own religious beliefs? I’m assuming, of course, that next he’s going to go after the pharmacists and pharmacy techs who refuse to supply customers with birth control and Plan B. Right? Riiiiight?

Cherokee Nation’s first female chief. She had my vote because it would be the perfect “fuck you” to genocidal Jackson. Also because she’s awesome, much like her name.

I would’ve liked Wilma Mankiller.

emilia be my friend

Sorry, a bitter rant from a broke grad student cannot be contained any longer.

Every drawing I see by a child just flat-out sucks

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

Whole Foods is the Blake Lively of grocery stores.

Pizza The Hutt is my Spirit Animal.

Hello, you forgot Tim Riggins!! Even if he isn’t the star, he’s freakin’ Tim Riggins! Riggins Forever! Fine, we can call him Taylor Kitsch.

Am I the only one who thought that True Detective was insanely boring?

I fucking am pro abortion. It is a legal fucking medical procedure. If you want to get one, get one. If you want to get 12493087120390, get that many, then. If you want to purposely get pregnant and get an abortion, fucking have at it. If you want an abortion because you don’t like the sex of your baby, or the father,…

FIXED.

Ryan Reynolds is equally as bland and untalented as Blake so it is actually a match made in heaven tbh.

NOOOOOOOOO, NOT COLIN FARRELL. NOW EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO HAVE SHIT IRISH ACCENTS A LA ALEXANDER.