Citizen Kaneye.

I honestly have always thought that Marge Simpson was a good example of a strong female character. Yeah, she's married to a guy who's kind of a dope, but she's fully realized and has multiple facets to her personality. She's essentially the glue that holds her family together.

Anti-vaxxers, there is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. You morons are literally hurting giant portions of the human population that can't make choices for themselves. You selfish fucks can go off and believe bullshit all you want, but leave your kids out of this.

Am I the only one who doesn't get Tom Hiddleston? He's very average. I haven't seen him in anything, though, so maybe something attractive happens when he acts.

Im ready to start a Kickstarter for Jessica Alba so she can retire from acting.

Eh. I didn't want a sequel. I was hoping Frank Miller would fall off the face of the earth instead.

Poachers should be shot on sight. I heard that people are starting to use drones to protect wildlife, and I hope that helps.

Aren't rhinos like really really dangerous? How much bigger does cute Gertjie have to get before that woman is basically suicidal sitting in front of him like that? I'm sure he could kill her now without trying or probably even meaning to.

"Idolized and respected, Abercrombie & Fitch is timeless and always cool."

poor thing, no private jet.

How do you not believe in Angelou's beliefs — education and poetry are valuable, people are equal, women are phenomenal etc?

Yeah, she needs a rest from making a shitty movie once every five years or so. Poor thing!

I thought there already was a Hunger Games theme park. It's called Six Flags.

Oooh, can I put my ombré man-bun in a scrunchie? Or is the world not ready for that?

Daytona Girl here....REPRESENT! My now husband of almost 3 decades visited Daytona on Spring Break in college. He was appalled at the general state of the folks living there (hence the term '7-11 Feet' for anyone deemed subpar). So vocally dismayed that his constant complaints prompted his friends to warn him that…

Aside from everything else you said, Vogue is NOT a high-end fashion magazine. It is a middle-of-the-road fashion rag that pretends to be high-end. No?

What? I can eat an entire watermelon in one sitting and I weight less than a 100 lbs. I look like I'm pregnant afterwards, but I can do it.

Leslie Mann sucks.

Chrissy Teigen, you working my nerves. http://jezebel.com/chrissy-teigen…