I’d like to proclaim this as Karen Asshole of the week, but fuck, it’s only Tuesday. 

America continues to get the politicians it deserves. 

If anyone was woefully miscast, it was Banderas.  He didn’t resemble Armand in the least.  But I do agree about Claudia.  Perfect!  

Yes, hell yes.  Rise of the Resistance is waiting for me. 

Is Jesus gonna get our economy back in shape? I Jesus gonna compensate the people out of work for two weeks without pay? Is Jesus gonna compensate the parents who have to take off from work to take care of their kids out of school? I’m guessing “No” to all of those issues and even more I haven’t even mentioned.

Let them drown in debt. So tired of the young people in the country letting their complacency fuck up the rest of the country.

Jessica Simpson is still around?  

Yeah, Jezzie, let’s talk about that. At this point, anybody who still believes Amber Heard and her bullshit is just as batshit crazy as she is.  #JusticeforJohnnyDepp 

Uh, yeah.  Give or take a couple years.  What the actual fuck already? 

Too much internet today.  I’m out! 

Do white women take their daughters to the gyno in order to make sure their hymens are still intake?  

Louisiana are you listening?  Run off on the 16th - PLEASE PLEASE do the right fucking thing and vote Edwards for second term.  PLEASE!!  

“She didn’t mean it that way.” Fuck off.

As would Mike Tyson.  “wink wink” 

Trey Crowder >>>>> Every single conservative comedian on Earth

Whatever.  Nothing is free in this country.  Still one of the best Oprah moments ever. 

Seriously?  Oh wait, yes, seriously.  

Damn Courtney.  Don’t make me start liking you. 

Impeach Now is a fucking joke. Pelosi will sit on her useless ass and do nothing. The Dems will do nothing. Nothing.  

Let’s hope he doesn’t say a goddamn word. Just stay in his room and eat KFC all day. Trust me, the entire country will do just fine without him.