Good job Trumptards - good fucking job.

Don’t fuck with Paulie.

Didn’t they do the same thing with Attack of the Clones? Not as long, but the silence was definitely there for a split moment.

Uh, Parents - 1989???

Abortion, sodomy and materialism . . . sounds like fun to me!

Do the right thing Alabama . . . for the love of fuck!

Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up! Lock him up!

Jack is a selfless human being. He would have given up his spot on the door for another person. Case closed.

I use before stores started opening on Thanksgiving. I just always treated it as a fun ritual: early wake up, hit the mall for some coffee and donuts, then get to the shopping. Some of my best ever Christmas gifts were purchased during Black Friday sales. No fighting or craziness, just some nice holiday fun.

His rotten spawn encouraged this, no doubt, all of which are human garbage.

No they won’t. Quit fucking lying. Next please . . .

Activities frozen for a WHOLE WEEK!! That’ll learn ‘em.

Anything to stay in the spotlight. Ugh. Just go away. Far far away.

Oh look everybody! Twitter is going to crack down on harassment and abuse. What again? Nevermind.

Shame the creep wasn’t selling illegal cigarettes. Would be dead right about now.

Abortion is still fucking legal last I heard. Why is this a problem???

Night of the Hunter - Robert Mitchum is utterly horrifying.

I was unaware of how many movies those two did together. And what chemistry they had!

*hits head on desk*

If the Repugs are in charge, it won’t happen. Nice try, Mr. Flynt.