Please. That dumb bitch doesn’t even know what the word means.

I’ve always adored her. Cannot wait for her new series!

I’ve always admired Jolie for being up front and out about her health scares.

Girl, you nailed it!!! Unfortunately . . .

My boyfriend loved Rush, so I pretended to love them too. Hate Rush then and hate Rush now.

Ugh

The fact that you have to ask if this is offensive only shows how brain washed we’ve become as a society. Bring your kid to the bathroom to change the diapers. Common courtesy and common sense.

He also thinks Mel Gibson is a swell guy. Fuck the fuck off.

Point being? Hillary won the popular vote. She’s not president.

Judy - Bess Armstrong. I called it immediately. Just a little too obvious.

That was the only time I ever bought an issue of Playgirl. Was not disappointed, to say the least.

What is the Catholic Church allowed to lobby anything? Separation of church and state??

No line too long for cheesecake.

Kim Kardashian is still a thing? Whatever . . .

“Look at me Damien!” “It’s all for you!!!” *shudders*

Try listening to the post 911 audio of him bragging about how his tower is now the biggest in New York.

Disney’s guests are slipping because they keep raising their park rates every year. Even I’ve cut back on my Disney vacation simply because it has gotten to damn expensive. And I don’t have kids! Cannot imagine how much it costs the average family of four to visit Disney.

Wonderful. Thank you so much for this!!

Assembly line blondes. They are pretty, only just as pretty as every other assembly line blonde.

George Carlin’s List of People I Can Do Without: “Couples whose children’s names all start with the same initial.”