I pick my battles, and arguing over what someone decides to store outside their garage is one that I don’t want to have.

Actually, none of that shit you listed is okay, and if that is the norm for you then I wouldn’t come in and expect to make changes.

No they wouldn't. Not having the legal recourse to do something about your neighbor being a dick, doesn't mean the neighbor isn't still a dick.

Don’t do that. While his neighbors were being over dramatic, don’t pretend like you don’t understand why his trailer would be objectionable.

This is why I live in the city: suburban neighbors are the actual worst.

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I’m gonna need a gif of how this works.

They literally tried to make their own helmet, with Blackjack and hookers.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

They added a battery, gas, and water to a running car? That’s some next level shit there. Knowing they needed to keep oil from pouring out of the cranckcase is what really sets them above your everyday shadetree mechanic. It would have been more impressive if they’d found a way to not leave a bunch of broken glass all…

You’ve just reminded me of how much I miss Junkyard Wars.

What everybody forgets is that the drug testing is for the athletes. They want to make sure nothing harmful gets in their bodies. Now as for you clean athletes, get in the water.

Beautiful, but those tail lights piss me off

Seems to already have been asked, but yeah... What happens if your vehicle is taller than the maximum clearance? Does the bus stop/stay behind until you are clear of it? I hope they thought of that....

HAD a bike rack.

God forbid you have a bike rack and bike on top of your car.

I love flying, but sometimes I hate people.

He died doing what he loved.

“What if we did the Avengers, but with lesser known characters and none of the setup movies?”

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…