Had the same experience with my buddy’s Mustang

I haven’t been a Jalop as long as some, but it might be the best thing I’ve ever read on here.

Best read on Jalopnik in some time. Hoping to see more from you soon!

I prefer my GT40's undisintegrated but what Oefner does is fascinating.

Great now my marina is going to be full of poors.

Also needs to pick up his damn feet while walking

LOL. The spirit of the Miata with the reliability of a crackhead

HMMWV FOR SALE

O snap!

No.

How many nmpg does the Hummer get?

The reverse lights coming on has got to be the funniest expression of futility I’ve ever seen.

I won’t be satisfied until my character is just a levitating pair of giant tits.

Your life sounds hard

And I have always preferred Kenwood - thanks for that link!

And I have always preferred Kenwood - thanks for that link!

ALL. THE. THINGS.

I’m not surprised. Falling down a flight of stairs is more enjoyable than Batman v. Superman.

May their spirits live on.

the Venturi Atlantique. For those who loved Gran Turismo 2.