Im still waiting for UPS to deliver. The driver around my area lives in my nieghborhood, so he waits until hes off to bring the packages to us as late as possible(since he gets off as late as it takes to deliver everything else). I absolutely hate it ._.

In the future, everyone will have dirt-paintings on their face.

Likeliness of things to catch fire during use, ranked:

I've never been a fan of the Enzo's looks. This on the other hand is amazing. WANTWANTWANTWANT.

It looks waaaaay better than the Enzo. Not a big fan of recent Ferraris. I'd take it fo-sho.

And better looking than an Enzo too.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

Am I the only one that's still surprised by how big drones are?

Argo 2: Go Fuck Yourself

What is wrong with getting a little drunk on a long flight? Sure if you are a loud asshole that will be a problem, but loud assholes are loud assholes with or without booze. Maybe I just need a little help sleeping in this uncomfortable seat?

My inner 10-year-old thinks this is the coolest thing ever.

Is there anything you can do after the purchase? I have a feeling I may have bought a truck about a year ago that was previously flooded. The AutoCheck came out clean. but there is a lot of rust inside and out and it did have a damp wet smell.

IT'S NOT A PUMA!!

"At least check it out!"

This would be me.

'He's going to hit you so hard you turn into an Asian woman'

Still looks better than the Youabian Puma.

I see what they did there.

It never ceases to amaze me how a clapped out Civic with bald tires and shoddy paint will get stolen if it's left on the street for 3 hours, yet priceless exotics can sit for months and not get vandalized or stolen.