I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

Why? If my child loved fashion and wanted to pursue a passion at a young age, why would I stifle that? There are enough people in the world that don’t know what their talents are or who gave up a passion to not encourage anyone of any age to happily, harmlessly pursue theirs.

Fuck that shit. They should sue. Because you know if it was some white women, not only would they receive payouts in the millions, there would be at 3 mother fucking congressional hearing on the matter.

Thank you for writing this and for sharing this person’s story. I hope this gets mainpaged on every website across the interwebs. My daughter has a serious allergy to tree nuts (as in her throat will swell shut and she could die) and a good fifty percent of the time, when asking the server about the ingredients of a…

Are you shitting me? No downside? Even imagining the legal palaver and frothing, hysterical nonsense involved in abolishing the monarchy makes me want to go lie down in a darkened room for a very long time. I don’t like the notion of royalty at all, but holy shit, I like the idea of going through that ridiculous…

These people are like outspoken atheists and PETA - I agree with them in theory, but in practice, they’re such fucking killjoys.

She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

I don’t know what’s sadder

Dr. Fiona C. Ingleby: I am an evolutionary biologist interested in the genetics of complex traits and sexual conflict.

I just assumed they forgot to add water. Like this poor (hilarious) child.

I will admit to once accidentally putting 33 minutes on a microwave when meaning only to put 3, but I didn’t let it go for the entire 30 minutes, that’s where this just gets crazy. What the hell, people!

I can tell you for a fact, that’s what happens when you microwave it and forget to add water.

Yeah what were they thinking? “ I don’t think two measly minutes is going to be enough, so I’ll just set the timer for forever and trust myself to check on it before it becomes a fire hazard!”

Sounds like my exhusband. At least I have the memory of him burning himself after microwaving water in a metal measuring cup.

Speaking of microwaves...a few years ago working at Target, one of my coworkers took a frozen coca cola can from his car and tried to defrost it in the microwave.

With that orange coloring agent it must have looked like a duraflame log while it was burning

I nanny a five year old who knows how to read and can make easy mac for fucks sake. It is not that hard!

Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…