As i sit here 9 months pregnant with swollen cankles, swollen fingers, swollen face. Yes, Yes she looks cooler than me.

Had never heard of this brand. Saw that people were complaining about losing their precious exclusive brand to Target. Took a gander at the website. Sorry ladies, but that shit definitely belongs at Target. Or possibly Fields - a now defunct bottom-of-the-barrel discount store where I bought t shirts for a dollar back…

I just checked out the collection on target dot com, and I don’t get it. It’s all tacky-floral old lady resort wear. Who would wear this shit?

I hate that “honor code” where nobody’s supposed to tell anybody that anybody’s cheating.

The Ice Bucket Challenge, raising more awareness than you think.

By a remarkable coincidence, “play tunnels” are also where most child kidnappings come to an end. Or is it crawlspaces? I can never keep those straight.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

My Grandmother keeps her Balenciaga gown that she bought in 1952, in a climate controlled storage vault. She has requested to be buried in it. My mother and Aunt’s are pushing for cremation

Mark, I hate to be the one to point this out, but friends don’t take friends to Olive Garden.

Yeah, I just post about my son on FB because I live in a different country from my entire family and all of my childhood friends, so it's the only way anyone gets to see him growing up. If anyone sent me a nasty letter like that I'd cut them out of my life forever. That's just fucking nasty.

I guarantee you that if I had pushed a human being out of my vagina, I would never stop going on about it. ‘Hey, remember that time when I pushed a human being out of my vagina? A WHOLE HUMAN BEING. OUT OF MY VAGINA.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

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Yeah, Farrah, I'm glad you're settings your sights higher than porn but I don't think you understand how becoming a doctor works.

And some of them came away with the weird idea that you could eat a whole box of Snackwells fat free devils food cookies and it was totally fine because Fat Free. Who cares about tons of sugar, there’s no fat so it’s GOT to be fine, right?! Ugh.

I don’t wash any of their t-shirts with anything that has a zipper.

This drives me insane. It isn't just teenagers working these jobs, it's people with families who are trying to support themselves and others. Wages for lower and middle class jobs have actually FALLEN if you compare them to the 70s. I don't understand how we can allow this.

I’m sure he’s a nice dude. It was just a weird interaction lol.

This isn't really related, but I have a request for a post. Could you do something about how to peel hard boiled eggs? Twice recently I've wanted to make deviled eggs, but I do such a poor job with the peeling that they're not presentable at all. I have tried most of the tips, and I can't figure out what's going wrong…

“The female bod” didn't exactly make this one happen by itself. I hope everyone comes out of this reasonably healthy and well. Feminism shouldn't mean we have to applaud medically risky choices.