I always see it as, if you have to claim you're something, you're probably not that whatever that is.

Well, if you get knocked up by being a slut, they'll just cut back your hours and force you to quit. Best of both worlds!

I'm a white girl who speaks fluent Vietnamese, so I've used that before. They look VERY confused and usually leave me alone.

10 years of ballet, 5 of tap and 3 of jazz and after watching this I'm left wondering why I wasted so much of my parents money. I can dance toe point, but that makes me feel like I may as well continue to sit here and watch Buffy.

My two year olds favorite foods are seaweed salad and kimchi pancakes. I'm interested to see what her friends reactions will be to this.

Im currently four months pregnant and we haven't told a single person outside of family and people who see me day to day. Our plan is to just post a picture of our daughter holding a new baby when it's here and leave it at that.

My husband once had a patient who came in with a severe and very painful vaginal rash. She was from Mexico, didn't speak a lot of English, and had been working as a custodian at a school. In trying to determine where the rash came from, she said she was having a reaction to the no baby wipes, which she used to clean…

Sometimes it really is uneventful. Two labor and deliveries a and I pushed for less then 5 minutes each time and didn't feel a damn thing. I was up and feeling fine within an hour. I'm on pregnancy #3 and not in the least concerned about birth. Everyone is different, but you never know, it could be easy and…

I'm going to start offering "Curt Coins" at every restaurant I go to.

Nope. That's certainly annoying and kind of insulting.

I'm pregnant, and my two year old refers to my pregnant belly as "baby belly" at this point. She also refers to it as separate to me. "Mama, baby belly is sleepy. Baby belly needs yogurt." Anyone else and I would be very annoyed. She is super excited and concerned about me and it's adorable.

Andrew Huang is amazing. I've been subscribed to him for years. His silly songs are hilarious, and his actual albums are fantastic. Each one is a different genre, just depending on what it is he feels like doing at the time. I present for your consideration my two year olds favorite song:

SEVEN MONTHS?!?! Less then two and I'm not sure how much longer I can make it! I just managed to eat an apple, so hopefully I don't have much longer.

The worst is this is my third pregnancy, and the only time I've felt like this. The other two I had some aversions, but no real sickness. I also have a toddler to run after during the day, so I don't have as much rest as I would like. I think it's finally going away though, so there's that. At least we don't want…

Thank you. I'm going in weekly for appointments, they're monitoring my weight in addition to everything else. It's getting better, but I'm so damn tired of feeling sick. Third pregnancy and this is my first time ever having morning sickness.

I'm 11 weeks into a pregnancy myself, and having the same morning sickness problems. I'm on meds to keep me from what feels like dying. I haven't eaten anything but a single buttered English muffin a day in 5 weeks, I'm certainly not drinking enough water. If I could have a team of people 24 hours a day getting me…

Ah yes, my fathers argument to anything regarding racism, sexism or rape culture. "I've never seen/heard anything about it, so it must not exist." Yes middle aged white upper class male, I'm sure you haven't seen anything about the rape problems that exist on reservations. Your world view = the only view.

Damn. It would cover mine for 5, and we have a house. You must be in New York.

I could eat nothing but carrots and sweet potatoes for years and I would still be the same pasty white color. I've never in my life been able up tan, I've burned and then turned slightly less pale. I've long accepted that I will be that blinding white body at the beach that make people shade their eyes.

Don't forget to show them Hook. That was one of my all time favorite kids movies. It's really the one that keeps getting me all teary eyed.