I'm really getting tired of everyone freaking out over anyone who's even remotely famous showing their nipples. I'm not a fan of the Kardashians or Miley Cyrus, but WHO CARES?! We want to sexualize everyone, but a 1/4 of a nipple shows? BURN THE SLUT!
I'm done for the day...

Only use movie qoutes.
You are the luckiest, the canniest, and the most reckless man I ever knew. Bless you, laddie.”

I have spent entirely to much time at kids open gym just to give my toddler a chance to get out of the house. I can't even bundle her up and let her play in the snow because it's below zero almost every day. I have never wanted to live in California in my life, but we are seriously considering moving there (we're…

"I brought you some flours."

I came here to say just that. It looks delicious.

Some of us may have a tendency to spill coffee on a regular basis and then have no choice but to wear the sweater we brought to layer over and then happen to forget while sitting at our desk and feeling a little too warm...

Honestly, who here hasn't removed a sweater before remembering you don't have another shirt on underneath it?

Yeah, I got that at 31. I had some older concerned woman pull me aside in Costco to lecture me on the dangers of a secular life as a pregnant teen. It was....invasive and awkward.

My husband has worked with Will Ferrell's father in-law off and on, sometimes when he's in town he just stops by, he's super nice and just as hilarious in real life.

I have had dreams about this moment happening to me, woken up, looked at my husband and felt guilty. But not that guilty.

I'm sorry that he's had such a hard time, he deserves just as much respect and love as anyone else. I can't imagine someone being so soulless to take advantage of his insecurities to make him feel like he's ugly, that's heartbreaking. I'm happy he has found something that cheers him up every day! My brother is a high…

Every time I hear Meatloaf mentioned I think about how embarrassing it would be to have slept with him and then have to use the sentence "I slept with Meatloaf." It just sounds weird and unpleasant.

Surgeons weren't even considered doctors initially, they were originally looked down on by doctors as having a very base knowledge of human anatomy and using barbaric practices. And now a days they're generally annoying cocky jocks who seem to think wrestling is a great interview tactic to narrow down your resident…

I feel this way because I've spent a lot of time working with many disabled adults, helping them find work, keep housing and make day to day decisions. I'm not at all indicating that they're stupid, because they're not. In far to many cases they've spent so much time being treated like they're stupid or incapable of…

"You know who would be happy to work for $2 an hour? Vulnerable adults who are easy to take advantage of, potentially have a pretty shitty living situation and are routinely looked over by society, and who's social programs are regularly cut causing them to lose their housing and end up on the streets. I would be…

I wish she would do duck face. Though I would also settle for the sparrow.

This is the face I get every time mine notices I have the camera aimed towards her. I try to get a normal picture and she turns into a freaking ham. She's not even a year and a half yet and already knows....

One question and one question only, HOW DO I SIGN UP?!

I've been trying to offer to take more peoples photos when I walk by and see them taking photos of themselves, or not being included in the photos they're taking. It's led to some very interesting conversations, it's like getting five minutes to get to know someone's life before I continue on. The most beautiful was a…

I'm watching Harry Potter and eating chocolate chips while wrapped in a blanket. What else would anyone be doing on a Sunday?