I ran out of breath carrying my toddler back to the car this weekend and seriously considered taking a break after two blocks, and I'm a size 4.

I just ate an entire jar of this in two days.....

I'm more of a fan of the Biscoff spread. That stuff is heaven in a jar.

The things you do once you have a baby that you never would have imagined being ok before.....

Put that way, that's pretty sad.

We have the SnotSucker, which seems gross but is pretty darn awesome.

The answer as a parent is you get out the camera as quickly as possible and capture that moment before they notice you're recording. The second they start paying attention to you, it's over and you don't get it back. Little Beans figured out what the camera was at about 10 months and would stop doing whatever she was…

I flew first class with my 16 month old recently, her toddler meal was a four course gourmet meal, and we got snacks offered constantly. Flying coach for the holidays will be a sad comparison.

It's running one AND two, so if she wants to see the second....

I've been watching Kung Fu Panda on FX all day. I know this falls under movies and not TV, but I'm still on hour 5 of the same two movies. No regrets!

I have money, yes in the 1% (sorry) and there is no way I would pay that much for any shirt. I will splurge now and them on jeans, shoes maybe a dress, but never that for a shirt. I support a lot of local charities and I would rather my money go into school food programs. I would prefer a kid gets a meal each day then…

Do I have to choose?

I know what I'm doing next November when little beans is old enough to appreciate it.

My first daughter was stillborn at 38 weeks, we had a full labor and delivery. My second daughter almost died the same way, we induced a month early because there was no way we were going to wait and see. Sophia's death has shaped everything we have done with my daughter, who is now 15 months old. It has made us what…

I just don't understand how she still has her license, or at least isn't under review. You falsify charts to suit your needs, you lose your ability to bill insurance and your practice goes under. Plus there's the whole hippocratic oath that she is CLEARLY not following. All in all she's bad news and needs to be…

My thought is always that these are the same people doing it themselves and just haven't been caught. It just smacks of justifying their own behavior.
Also, they're terrible, disgusting, soulless human beings.

Every single time I see her name I think, "Who?"

People who shop at Spencers? Though even they don't make sense to me.

It took me all morning to get this, which is silly because it's obvious. Sleepiness led to "What an odd Barbie, why would Matel make that?"