You're welcome, Russians. The Soviet regime may have given you industrialization and world power status, but we gave you freedumb.

I've been calling for a moratorium on zombie stuff for the last year or two. I was a pretty good sport about it for a while, but it's really been overdone.

After a recent rant about how there is "unrelenting support" for people who are "borderline obese," she's been banned from Facebook. But she is not sorry for fat-shaming, no sir.

are you kidding me? cheating on a spouse is one of the lowest things a person can do. Someone who cheats is human garbage - the idea that you would hurt someone you loved enough to marry is disgusting. I can't stand the idea that people are laying down and rolling with the idea that cheating is ok and/or inevitable -…

Poor other Pauls. Should have at least put up a last name initial or something.

I'm guessing a lot of married dudes named Paul called their significant others after walking past that sign. Maybe include a last name next time lady.

Why do military brides need donated wedding dresses anyway?

But the media "outcry" is likely what got these two reassigned and Jezebel played its part in that attention, creating faux-feminist controversy.

Well I hope Jezebel is fucking proud of their part in that reassignment. Fuck.

What is the one democratic, Westernized country? Great bracketing of those two together. I've heard the US's democratic system has been working really well lately and no one ever gets shot there.

by one democratic westernized country, you mean turkey, right?

Yeah, in that "democratic westernized" country the colonial settlers are too busy using their guns on (unarmed) Arabs to fire them at weddings.

How nice for you, you've been to weddings in virtually every middle eastern country? I've been to a bunch and I'VE NEVER SEEN GUNS THERE. Maybe we travel in different circles.

Firstly, do you include Turkey as being a part of the Middle East? Because it is at least as democratic and westernized as Israel. And Israel, fyi does a lot of awful things that no other country does in the Middle East. So what's your point?

Not just the Middle East; it's pretty common in the Caucausus as well and I assume that tradition might hold over in other Turkish-influenced cultures.

I'd like to switch to Android and ditch Apple, the phone selection is crap.

"She said, 'OK, you're coming to my house. No television, no computer, no marijuana, no nothing, no food. For three days, art only. You eat only art,'" Gaga said.

It's not just annoying and inconvenient; man hand-designed phones are actually interfering with women's ability to be journalists.

Really? Is this a real issue we're discussing here? Please tell me those is one of those joke issues/articles we all kind of laugh at. I mean nobody is forcing you to buy a massive phone, they come in many sizes.

Am I the only one not thrilled with the idea that anonymity on the internet is over? Don't get me wrong, sometimes people say vile things... but sometimes anonymity is important.