I couldn’t get past like 400 words of that. It ceased being funny real fast. Tho my fave part was when he was like, “what could I do? watch TV and talk to my one friend instead of having sex with beautiful women?”

HA! I worked in retail for a decade. Even when I stopped, I had such a default “friendly face” that people would ask me for help when I was shopping. I would just look in their direction with a pleasant look on my face, so they would ask me to help them.

I am sorry I read that - it made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

The funny part is, he thinks he’s a good guy.

Men: real life isn’t a fucking James Blunt song. The world is not going to end because you didn’t end up with that hot chick you happened to glance at on your morning commute.

Basically this, its such a shocking thing that it takes a second to really believe that someone just did that.

I see attractive guys all the time, but somehow I’m able to control myself, understand that those men are people, and that they probably don’t want a stranger interrupting their day to demand that they acknowledge me and my vagina.

So entitled. You think I’m attractive? Cool story. Keep it to your fucking self. I don’t want to be objectified, and you don’t need to vocalize every stray thought you have!

But remember after she smiles make sure she knows you’ve got important stuff to do so that you don’t look desperate, because waving your hands in her face to force her to look up at you didn’t come across as desperate at all.

That article just advised doing pretty much everything women hate about being out in a public place.

OMG. I think I would involuntarily hit some one if they did that to me.

FUCK. THAT. NOISE.

THIS WAS MY REACTION TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife has the identical reaction if I try to ask her a question through the door while she’s taking a dump in our home (specifically, in the bathroom of our home). Her lady-poops require the illusion of total solitude; she would be far more regular if the rest of the species were wiped out, leaving her the last…

women have nothing important to say, silly! It doesn’t matter! Just keep talking louder and louder at her.

You: [Add in some humor to get her smiling and create a spark between you] Cool…nice to meet you Jessica. I don’t normally talk to girls with headphones, but your big green headphones were just calling out to me.

I read that linked article, and damn is that isn’t a perfect example of male entitlement. Stand in front of her till she looks up, if she doesn’t look up wave your hands in her face, DEMAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!

Outstanding parody. 10/10, would visit this bathroom again!

some are icy bitches who will stomp on your foot and report you to your Home Depot floor manager

I’m beginning to suspect that women have different life experiences than I do