I pride myself on my car trip taking patience. I never rush, I take frequent breaks, and I try to generally enjoy the car trip as much as is possible. Sometimes this leads to overnight stays in random hotels in Connecticut.

I fell in that clusterfuck of gg, I've never felt more aware of the phrase "speaking to a brick wall" before that moment.

Huh. This reminds me of how the Gamergate people I'm arguing with elsewhere are telling me how their problems amount to serious oppression, but when women bring up rape threats, they need to be "less sensitive."

So white people employing anything outside of a narrowly defined (e.g. last 100 years), stereotypical "white culture" is cultural appropriation?

shade within an article about shade? I love it.

HAHAHA! A girl I know just put on FB: "I know Gene Simmons can't be President because he is an immigrant, but I wish he could be! " I just don't get people.

I literally LOL'd at "stress cheese plate" because that hits too close to home. My Hurricane Sandy prep involved all the cheese, crackers and charcuterie like I was throwing a fancy wine tasting and not battering down to survive Mother Nature's wrath.

My husband and I were in a cab home and we had just passed Bellevue on 1st Ave. I was telling him about this as I read the part in the NYTimes article about how he took a cab and said, "Hope they find out which cab he was in, wonder if the cab driver knows?" Then our cab driver trolled the hell out of us by letting…

1/10 try again

I'm not afraid. I use public transportation all the time and I lick my fingers and rub my eyes without washing my hands and all I get is one cold per month. Wait.

* comment about how if ebola is so hard to catch how did people catch ebola

They are posers, true germaphobes have not gotten on an airplane since 1968.

I'm like 1,000.000 times more afraid of bed bugs.

Ebola in NYC!?! LET'S GO BURN DOWN THE CDC HEADQUARTERS SO THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN!!

The choice of Gene Simmons as the Fox News Ebola Spokesperson is cracking me up.

My actual name is Spencer. I have the same first name as the last name of the guy who is famous for having Ebola.