St. Peter? Muhammad?

Not at all related to children, but I recently got a dog, and I've had several not so pleasant interactions when people reach down to pet my dog without asking. She's only a year old and has had barely any training (she's a rescue), and she's about 40 pounds and jumps on people when she's excited. She loves people so…

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

Ah, what a lovely society we live in where not touching people you don't want to touch makes you socially inept. No rape culture here people, nothing to see here.

Your kid is actually metal as fuck.

Page 6. Spaghetti and Grapes become intestines and eyeballs in the dark (sounds like my last relationship)

I know...

Green Day is not punk.

Amen! Build a border fence and put a 10,000% tariff on imports from Reaganland.

I'm also totally cool with this. We allow, say, a three month period where we subsidize those who wish to relocate there to get there and those who wish to get the fuck out to do so, then we close the borders and just laugh and laugh and laugh.

To be fair, people who get the "irony" of "normcore" need to be punched in the face.

Re: that title, I might have to update the masthead.

You win.

what do white girls and prime numbers have in common?

If you will allow me to get very, very real for a minute: this hysteria over basic is really just a bunch of privileged white girls caring too much about what other people think.

JUST BE YOURSELF AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, YO.

Ohhh, next time I get a new phone and lose access to ParkerPosaholic because lost password .... I'm going with ColdDeadHarpyBastard.

benevolent racism