From Fox: Obama Seduces Woman at Polls, Destroys Heterosexual Couple

And now you can't unknow it. Taken me a while to come to terms with it, but I have. And now I seriously can't enjoy his work.

It is possible to still enjoy someone's contributions to art, while acknowledging that the artist is gross.

I don't find it possible.

Props to Hannibal Buress (who is just fantastic on Broad City). Ever since I read about the rape allegations about Cosby, who has been widely known as a skirtchaser since forever, I can't bring myself to watch The Cosby Show or listen to his standup. I unapologetically cannot divorce those stories from his work.

Blythe did NONE of the things you describe. Zero. Nada. Zilch. She reviewed books. There is no evidence anywhere that she bullied or stalked authors. There are, however, multiple authors who've made a point of saying that even though Blythe gave them scathing, one star reviews, they developed relationships of respect…

Also, I wish more people were pointing out that Hale's article about Blythe is a direct act of aggression against her. It is nothing more than an attempt to scare her, harm her further, violate her boundaries more, and worm deeper into her brain. It's disgusting that Kathleen Hale is being allowed to essentially…

A few months ago I read this whole long saga about the author of "Something Borrowed" who was so upset that her newest book only landed at #2 on the Times list that she sent her husband and fans after some random girl who wrote a negative amazon review of the book. And like, the review wasn't even mean, she just…

I think I was going to explode if you guys didn't cover this story. Thank you for giving it the attention it deserves. Kathleen Hale is a deeply disturbed person. It's horrifying to see so many people—including writers I thought highly of—defend her actions. If she had been a man, no one would be calling her piece…

Oh, FUCK OFF JOHN MULANEY.

Well, that explains why the blogger was anonymous. Because apparently authors are fucking nuts.

"Her fiancee, Simon Rich, is a writer for SNL and the New Yorker. Her fiancee's mother, Gail Winston, is an executive at Harper Collins, the house that is publishing her book. Her future father-in-law is Frank Rich, of the New York Times. And her friend, John Mulaney, is also in her corner."

"You're fat," I shouted. And then I poured the entire bottle of hydrogen peroxide on her head.

13?????????

We just celebrated our 30th. That's not the hard stuff up there. The hard stuff comes later when Bad Things happen that test your commitment to each other in ways you never expected. Health issues, job loss, family issues with parents and loved ones - those are the things that are truly hard and will test your…

For Christmas, she's getting a lump of coal... pulled out of her ass.

I think Tina Fey's book might look silly and trivial, but not stupid—because Tina Fey doesn't make any pretensions of dropping truth bombs about faith and hope and the right way to live on naive American teenagers who need to be schooled.