Neither of those articles say that women can't deal with/fight street harassment and live their lives simultaneously. Because we do. All the time. Byyyyyyye.

"I'M MAD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT REPRESENTING THE OPINION I PRETEND YOU HAVE."

I get what you're saying, but nah. If I found a gun just laying about, I would call the police. Because, OMG THERE IS A GUN LAYING ABOUT. I would assume it was used in a crime or something and would definitely not want to touch it.

Verdict: the campus Arby's doesn't know what I'm talking about and I'm too hungry to argue. Will reattempt across town tomorrow.

I had never seen this before. This was funny. I loved the guy that riffed back with him about The Mindy Project.

Did he say that Hotmail just picked up Judging Amy??? Goddamn he's a funny man.

Sounds like a racial slur against us Englanders, Scotch, Walesians and North Irelandish.

I know pregnant women have a higher risk of listeria poisoning, but I've never gotten listeria in my life. I'll probably just avoid sketchy food while pregnant (I'll miss you most of all, street cart gyros), but if Subway has never made me sick before, I don't understand why I should suddenly be worried.

Oh fuck. Now whenever I put on a black t-shirt and unremarkable jeans (i.e. most of the time) I have to feel like I'm playing right into the Gap's conspiracy to suck away everyone's individuality and personal identity. From now on I'm only leaving the house wearing old-timey bathing suits with the nipples cut out.

What's strange is how that top leaf frames her chin so well, so it's tough to tell whether it's just a perfectly-shaped piece of lettuce or if's she's dunking her chin in the salad.

Seriously, I've been looking at this stock image for like 5 minutes, and I still can't tell which it is.

Also whither the tight white jeans? CAN SOMEONE (PERHAPS A MAN) PLEASE EXPLAIN?

So he's a racist, sexist, islamaphobic, homophobic Walter Mitty? Exaaaactly the type of person we need on a police force.

Not the handholding! Next thing you know, there will be dancing, I tell ya, dancing!

i would like to submit exhibit a to the jury- see above comment.

My boyfriend is a living bitch-slap to this lie about crushed genitals: He is hung like a whale (and I can compare, because I've been a certifiable slut for eight years) and he sits with his legs crossed all. the. time. He shakes his head when he sees this shit.

Guys. We don't believe you. What we do believe: You've…

Cameras on every police car and officer's body. Also, just like killing a police officer is a more serious crime than killing a regular person, violations by police officers should be dealt with more harshly than violations by regular people. You chose to uphold norms, you pay more when you break them, because when…

Do balls float in the bathtub and WHY HAS NO MAN EVER ANSWERED THAT AND WHY DO THEY ALL RUN AWAY WHEN I ASKED?

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.