She got me at "nothing is dry-clean only." Little compares to my disappointment when I glance at the label of a pretty item to see that Satanic script.

Point noted! And I have nothing to add to this thread except that now I have to get barbecue for lunch. Goddamn all of you.

This can only be John Boehner: most likely transphobic and definitely jealous of a show called "Orange is the New Black".

That horse is just really enthusiastic about the prospect of a lower capital gains tax.

Count em, two, TWO giant pricks!!

This is a discussion board, not a scientific journal, asshole. Anecdotal evidence/experience is not prohibited here; it's the whole point. I have seen this effect play out many times in many family dynamics, including my own, over a range of issues.

I've seen Despicable Me 2. I know that dive bombing into a volcano on a shark with rockets doesn't always work due to that documentary.
Despicable Me 2 is a documentary, right?

Woo! Yay for having a daughter!

While I'm a firm believer in some risk mitigation, it's frustrating how many law enforcement or campus safety officials will run to the "don't let yourself be a victim" idea. Like I've said on here before, I've had cops lob victim blaming bullshit at me when I've reported a car being broken into. It's frustrating and…

Do you deserve to have your bike stolen if you leave it unlocked? No, no one deserves to have their bike stolen. That's why we have laws against it. Locking your bike might even lower your statistical odds of being targeted a little bit, but then again it might not. Isn't it nice that you can go to the cops either way?

I grew up as a solidly middle class white girl in a suburban city in Northern California. I went to a private school. Not elite, but parochial - our education included Chick Tracts as required reading in science class. I had to take a Human Evolutionary Biology class in college to even understand what the theory of…

I looked him up and he ends every review with "Enjoy Suckas'!!!"

He was probably also wearing a flat-brim Cubs hat sideways.

I'm wondering if Abe wrote a review for Revolution complaining that they didn't have Bud Light.

I'm am 8,000% enraged by Abe's review.

But who goes to a diner for a beer when you already intend to go to Rev Brew? WHO DOES THAT?! The man should be drawn and quartered.

/sarcasm (in case that wasn't evident)

WHAT IS THE BUSINESS THAT ABE R REVIEWED? This doesn't even make sense. You don't go someplace else for just a beer when your ultimate destination is Revolution, you fucking douchewaffle.

Your username is perfect for this comment.