Mike Brown shot himself?

Those "looters" were just everywhere there, huh?

I'm seeing one too many black celebrities give their awful input about this situation and their general opinion is that black people shouldn't be angry about this situation because ~hate breeds more hate~ and we are the ones responsible for the racial divide in this country and blah, blah, blah. It mystifies me how…

That's why you use a snappy jingle, like in the old days.

[I am engaging in an internet campaign to spread kindness. I'd like to make the following modest suggestion to advertisers.]

"(Note for the writers of 2026's Garden State reboot: Missed opportunity to have him work at a MALAISE-ian restaurant, imo. Be the change.)"

....while asking you to play the part of the husband in consuming their product.

Yes, I'm sorry, that's such a misleading headline because as we all know, the police just gently toss the rubber bullets at you then don't ACTUALLY FIRE THEM OUT OF GUNS. FFS.

THAT'S EXACTLY THE PROBLEM.

You know, I had this crazy thought.

I think most of us have had a moment like this at some point.

Thank you, Joel, thank you tech team. What we've dealt with these past few months finally reduced me to tears. No one should see this stuff, let alone many, many times.

I was feeling pretty satisfied with explanation, but then you went and said "boner" and won the comments. Good show, madam!

I had a guy cat-call me and I yelled back "fuck off." He yelled back "fuck you if you don't know how to take a compliment." At that point I stopped walking and countered with "then don't scream at me like you're at game. Walk across the fucking street and act like you have fucking manners." He yelled back "fuck you"…

It's offensive because you're not a work of art created to entertain some schlub in the produce aisle; you're a human being.

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…