LOL maybe not enough girls.

She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change.

You've clearly never read James Joyce.

You just broke the "run-on sentence" record.

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Sorry friends, sometimes when we bring folks back from our zoo there are side effects.

I have something awesome for you!

Actually, I'm pretty sure the response would be the same because:

Because only women need them. And we all know that we could all stop being women if we wanted to—we're just too stubborn and insist on doing "women-things" like having periods and babies. . .how selfish of us!

I wonder if she'd asked, "Anyone know a country where diapers are free or subsidized," if these over-blown responders would have jumped in with the same vitriol. Very likely, they would—-because the presumption is that if anyone even asks if anything is free or subsidized, that the person is a lazy bum trying to get…

Dammit, I would've just dismissed the original dumbass comment, but this is way too funny for me to do so now.

I want to scream about Guardians of the Galaxy! That shit was good!! Fuck you, Pinkham!!!

In Russia- dick punches you.

You're subverting the issue because you want to comment on something else. There is no 1 to 1 in politics. Most children learn this rule as life isn't fair, buck it up.

I can't address anything else in your comment, but I can tell you that you're wrong about one thing: I love writing for Jezebel! It's an awesome place to work.

In the first grade we would take "breaks" where we would get to play with toys, and by far the most popular toys were the ninja turtles. Since there were more kids that wanted to play than there were turtles, some kids had to play with lincoln logs or whatever bullshit. I figured out that by pretending to like…

I WANNA FUCK, MARRY AND KILL THE PIZZA.