Episcopalians are pretty cool. They're like the feminist/pro-choice (sometimes)/not-homophobic versions of Catholics.

That's too funny! My wife is not a gamer at all, but ads for games like Assassin's Creed and others with really intense, emotional music stop her in her tracks. So if you want to go halfsies on watching someone play, she'll probably join you!

Call me when this gets the green light.

That's a solid relationship. Glad they handled it so well!

Awesome.

*cough*Owen, not Luke *cough*

Jesus...

Could've had more vegan options.

Thanks! Mrs. Beard is great (routine scan after surgery) and is home sleeping. :-)

Right?? My wife told me he & Aziz were filming a Parks & Rec scene on Michigan Ave. today, and we were a few blocks away(!!!!), but alas, we were in the hospital for a procedure. No star gazing for us today!

YOU'RE PRETTY TOO, COLIN!!!!!!!!1

Lol, you dumb!

Kemper would be a GREAT Egon!

BURN!

I've heard great things about the Spoke and my wife LOVES a good bloody Mary, so we may be stopping there soon.

Yes, but Chicago is a mystical land of gloriously delicious and exaggerated foodstuffs! Whereas Guy.... well, he has the exaggeration down pat.

Are you Ben Wyatt?!?

I had a friend who worked there in high school. He had some crazy stories, like when a customer was mad about waiting for her food and responded by throwing a box of chicken at his head. But it was worth it for the sparkle (which is sounding more and more like the street name of an awesome drug).

Truth.

This is only partly on topic, but I thought I should share with you. If you ever go to Popeye's, you MUST ask for "Cajun Sparkle". It sounds insane (and you'll feel like a moron the first time you say it out loud), but it's real. It is a seasoning packet they give you to put on your chicken or fries or whatever. You…