BeardedBastard
Bearded Bastard
BeardedBastard

Answer: Not this one.

If I meant a pacifier or noise-cancelling headphones, I wouldn't have posted my comment.

I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines. One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide.

[O]ne level takes place inside the rectum/colon of a character (sex toys, random objects and fecal matter appear in the level).

They need to hurry it up already. I don't know how much longer I can stand having this big dick in my mouth.

so, pretty normal

This one. This is the one that finally made me cringe, haha

so now when a teenager who's been trying to hide their pregnancy won't need to worry about having to go to the hospital for the birth and as a bonus the baby will already be in a bag for disposal behind the dumpster

No, this is a GMC bra:

She's being paid to lie. Would you prefer it if I called her a "trick"?

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Exactly. Winter/all season/summer tires all have their tradeoffs when it comes to grip relative to temperature. Summer tires are bricks in cold temperatures, just like winter tires molasses in summer (and get ripped apart by enthusiasts). All seasons are an average, but they won't perform nearly as good in the heat

Calm down, brah.
I`ve encountered none of these issues.

Maybe if you try playing it on something more powerful than a toaster you wouldn`t have these issues.

The cops say "stop."

No. Fuck off.

=! != !=

There's always this...

Thanks Barret Jackson! Damn inflated prices on classic cars.

I wish I could drink milk with pancakes (or at all). Black coffee is my pancake/waffle accompanying beverage of choice, glass of orange juice on the side for if I need something cold

This is the best pancake related comment that I have ever read. I laughed so hard at this. By the way, I am a pancake fan too.

well played