Bearded Bastard
BeardedBastard
12/30/17
11:07 PM
1

Never even heard of it. What happened to a through d mail?

11/10/17
9:11 PM
1

Stop typing now, you’re making too much sense! Can’t you see you’re ruining the witch hunting party? Read more

4/19/17
4:17 PM
30

I dunno, but I first learned of it from this mind-blowing Kitty Pryde gif

4/19/17
11:33 AM
7

Actionable based on what? Citation needed on all of your claims. Because as far as I know you are not liable for ‘purposefully’ destroying anything on your property.
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3/15/17
2:01 AM
1

Oh dear... now I won’t be able to NOT see the Wolverine mask when looking at the limo. Good catch!

2/20/17
6:04 PM
3

Yeah, being actively hostile like the writer doesn’t seem like a viable solution either. It seems like it’s so much goddamn work to put on the asshole front, that it basically becomes who he is. Sounds pretty wretched to me.

9/19/16
4:23 AM
3

I was gonna school you on that, but got lost in a Google search for “all butt action.”

9/8/16
3:32 PM
66

Mawfuckers here writing about Star Wars drones on a near-weekly basis and y’all are sensitive over a phone. Lol.

8/29/16
12:12 PM
331

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

8/10/16
11:28 PM
1

Ford does not yell, Ford types loudly enough so everyone can hear. That way we all learn from each other’s mistakes

8/10/16
10:25 PM
11

Officer at the scene found the vehicle occupants to be Team Instinct. They were given a warning and forced to swear allegiance to Mystic.

8/10/16
8:18 PM
9

“august 9th, 2016, we were out in our helicopter this evening, we hit up some sweet lures, and took back control of several gyms in the area, when we came upon an oddly meandering vehicle, we alerted the local ground troops, and moved on to the next gym

7/28/16
4:14 PM
2

I can’t believe how many of you are all wound up about how a pickup truck looks. Yeah, pickup trucks, style icons of the automotive industry. Hey, your cousin called, she wants to go on a date with you.