Maybe Belicheck hates Philadelphia so much that he wanted to see it destroyed.

The daughter on the far right at one point during her dads requests says “dad, stop”. The humanity of that child-to not be overcome with vengeance and/or realize that its not worth it for he dad-is amazing.

Vitriolic. Especially given the “this all means jack shit” factor.

It’s the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Fair Play. If you leave all these “steroid-era” guys out, does that mean guys we don’t like now should get taken out of the Hall?

Sadly, they brought only one ball, and so, after each attempt, a major climb was required.

Me and every other Vikings fan

We hate you because you are 53 years old and you say things like,

First time I’ve seen a Deadspin article title quote Gisele Bundchen’s how-to modeling book.

It’s obvious that you’re making the slanderous suggestion that Brady got the injury fingering Trump’s asshole during AFC Championship Week, and I don’t appreciate it. If word gets to Tom Brady that you’re suggesting he hurt his hand fingering Trump’s asshole during AFC Championship week, he may pursue legal action.…

His teammates didn’t react either.

I’ve been a cop for a long time. I’ve been in some hellacious fights where people got really injured. Even when I have won, it still hurt.

I know this one: Sean Connery, Officer and a Gentleman. BAM! Nailed it. Let’s do some famous SNL lines. “Allo! Mawtin Shawt heeaah playing Jiminy Glickett! I’m a heavy guy, BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!”

Classic. Classic pop culture. Why I love Simmons, TBH.

No. Getting touched or knee down or crossing the plane doesn’t matter. He never became a runner, so he needed to survive contact with the ground.

Nah, man. This shit started with Reagan. Or probably even Nixon. Any Republican trying to pull off an argument that says Republicans lost their moral compass in the past couple years is being very disingenuous.

Nobody knows better than Tom Gamboa what a great family sport baseball is.

How are people so bad at not being stupid? It’s truly remarkable.

Altuve is so fucking cool.

The worst move of all was not firing Farrell last year when they still had Torey Lovullo to take his place.

Come on Mike, can’t you act more like some of the guys from your ‘85 Super Bowl team. Dave Duerson, preferably.

Obligatory.