That sounds amazing. On the same note, I haven’t heard a good bad beat poker story in years.

So, over ten years, you will spend $30,000 for t.v.... And Americans wonder why they’re broke..

When a powerful U.S. Senator is delivering copies of Pizzagate conspiracy theory manifestos to the director of the FBI, this equivalence will become valid.

I dunno, as someone trying to cope with life post-30, my hangovers have lasted 2 or 3 days after an all-day tailgate.

I mean its not insane to suggest that he maybe should not have been vacationing during the playoffs.

How it could all go right: Boogie Cousins hears the name “Len Bias” and breaks down crying and immediately becomes a part of the Celtics. True Celtics fans know what I....*shoots self*

In late May/early June of ‘94, the golf course in my parents’ neighborhood hosted a celebrity tournament that featured a lot of Washington Redskins players, as well as a few other assorted “celebrities.” The biggest star on the course was OJ Simpson, who I managed to get a photo with while wearing my Little League…

The stories are supposed to be about when celebrities are dicks. Not when your a dick to a celebrity.

Why don’t you trade for a 2B prospect?

They can move on, but the term “healing process,” has a connotation that Penn State was a victim in this.

To be fair to Belichick, fuck Tim Tebow.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

It doesn’t. And the more people apologize to the military and veterans for these kinds of protests, the more harm it does. We cannot cede to bullshit positions. It’s how we got here in the first place. To my knowledge, no group of any notoriety is protesting the American military at this time in our history. They…

You pay for raisin’ ‘em, you get all their good lines at your discretion

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

I work for the VA. I am a pretty Liberal guy, but honestly this place could use a little ass kicking.

Fortunately, Trump is not one of the really sharp ones.

ahhh, so you’re Bill Simmons