This. This made me cry like a child.

It drives me nuts that any sports website with a primarily American audience and primary focus on American sports uses this subject-verb form for soccer to try to seem more “legitimate” in their coverage. If you don’t publish headlines like “Cleveland complete comeback, defeat Golden State” and instead use the normal…

It’s not that soccer is special. This is how the British speak, so British sports coverage will use this convention. Obviously, the only British sport anyone cares about is soccer, so people have erroneously decided that this is unique for soccer, when in reality they’re just using British grammar and sounding…

Eat shit, asshole.

But honestly Rom, fuck Janice, right?

He became just the third Game 1 starter to pitch a shutout with at least nine strikeouts in World Series history.

The Yankees are just pissed that somebody has found a way to bring food into the stadium.

Friday used to be Pizza night.

Thanks for this great article, Barry. I am looking forward to the one tomorrow about that time my nana died.

Who knew Assange was a Bills fan? Besides that rape thing, I mean?

Dying takes too long. I’ve been doing this shit for decades.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Michael Crutchence

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

25yo reference is still a good reference.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I know that MLB would never admit it publicly even if it were the case, but I’ve always felt like the Rays (and while we’re at it, the Lightning) were never intended to be, like, actual teams, but more a chance for Northern snowbirds to get to see their old teams again (and also keep pumping money into the system).…

Had to stay home from work today since the kiddo is sick, is there any vomit more sad than a 3 year old who has to uncontrollably vomit every couple hours and asks why this is happening to him?