Seems pretty clear to me that he must have felt his life was being threatened by the trash can, so he did what any of us would have done in that situation: He protected his family. He cannot and should not be charged with any crime.

I starred the fuck out of this comment because, while predictable, it's funny because your boy Jerry Jones is so PREDICTABLY FUCKING STUPID!!!!!

If someone breaks into my house, I should have every right to shoot and kill, without having to think it over.

Beat it, nerd!

Oh, was he not actually suggesting that they should be killed?

Seems harsh to suggest that they should be killed.

And so another relic of the NBA’s unwatchable iso-ball era passes into memory. Kobe will always have his legacy slightly tarnished by the era in which he played so many of his games.

Meanwhile, Tim Duncan.

For a UGA alum, though, that’s pretty good.

“Whoa, easy coach! That’s not your wife.”

The team was secretly purchased by Yoko Ono over the summer.

Byron Scott is still being stupid about D’Angelo Russell

We’ll see if Kershaw is a true Dodger once the media starts questioning him about this issue.

Watergate

Commentator: “Cam’s like a kid out there. He’s a gunslinger”

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

Sounds like the kid has a future in the league office

If cocaine was the drug of choice, I believe that moves out of your system pretty quickly and you’ve have to catch a test within a day after using it.

I know! It’s like, “Grow up, you idiots! The thing that real adults do is derisively label people ‘cokehead drug addicts’ a couple days after dying at age 29, implicitly suggesting their death is not tragic because they did it to themselves!” Amirite?