Well then what the fuck should I pack them in, SMARTASS?

It’s sunny and 70 degrees in the Philadelphia area today, with puffy clouds. That’s warm enough, beach-going assholes of the world! I am under no pressure to pack up 7 million different items and two children into a bag and drive to 70-degree water to be able to enjoy the day, because the air is 70 degrees. It’s…

“It gets you fired up,” Sabathia said. “It makes you want to beat them. Obviously, I want to win every time I go out there, but even more so after that. It is too much respect — scared. Let’s go. Let’s play.”

My brain has trouble understanding how there is anyone who can look at Joel Osteen and say anything other than, “Holy shit, what a phony!”

Wait, what did the Cavs get in return when they traded LeBron James? Had to have been a pretty big haul, right?

The person you call the greatest of all time has been a massive underachiever for 71% of his 14-year career?

Why even waste time in pointing out the absurd hypocrisy here? This is an expected response. The guy is an obvious fucking asshole from the word go.

I really don’t get the idea that you can “luck into a homer” any more than you can luck into a dunk. If you’re taking a bunch of swings with a baseball bat with the sole intention of hitting one over the fence, and then you eventually do it, how is that lucking into it?

President Trump has an African-American friend! Ever hear of SHERRIFF DAVID CLARKE????

John Daly had the talent to become one of the top 3-4 golfers of all time? Come on ow. Let’s not go nuts. He underutilized great talent. That’s good enough.

Today I celebrate three years sober from Bill Simmons podcasts. Air has never tasted so sweet.

Yeah, don’t ever feel bad for Eagles fans.

Jason Day really should be celebrated more. He is one of the better people.

I think the tricky part here is the area between “too drunk to remember even basic details” and “incapacitated.” (And such an area DOES exist, and members of both sexes are often in it, particularly in their late teens and early twenties.) Someone can be essentially blackout drunk without being physically…

You goddamn wiseass. Obviously I was talkinga bout the 1689 Red Sox. No, 1968. Wait, what the? The 1869 team was...they were good.

Fair. Misread by me for a pick-six.

And what does it say about this guy that he had an agreement with Fox and then just turned his back on them?

I prefer to believe that, the first time, he broke the huddle wearing a NY Jets cheerleader uniform, and the second time, he broke the huddle wearing an L.A. Kings jersey, a backwards jeff cap, and a pair of checkered, slip-on Vans.

Baylor ran the “Kangaroo Court” on the 1896 Red Sox and levied fines against teammates for transgressions like failure to get a bunt down or (my favorite) conversing with the opposing first baseman upon reaching base.

So...are the guys pictured the all-time foreign born hits Leaders maybe?